Just One of Them Days

Did you ever have a day where you find yourself speaking like a person with Tourette's, in coprolalia? Like when I left my Nalgene bottle in a room on the other side of the building, and I was racing back for it, I was saying things like "Shit Fuck Damnit!" Or when the bus didn't come and I was freezing my ass off outside and I was just repeatedly saying "Fuck YOU bus! Fuck YOU!" Or when my preceptor didn't show up this morning, or when PBL sucked, or when people kept asking me "What is this thing? What is that thing? See this tiny piece of tissue? What is it?" today in gross lab (in other words, asking me to do my job)... I just kept saying things like "Son of a WHORE!" and "Fucking shit fuck damn shit godammit!" all day.

I need a bigger vocabulary of curse words.